Yo mama so fat that when she puts on a yellow dress the sun says “Ok break time”
Your so poor when I stepped on the burning cigarette bud you said ” There goes the heater”
Your so poor when I went to ride the skateboard you said “Be careful that’s the family car”.
Your so poor when I walked through the front door I was already in the backyard.
Yo mama so fat when she puts a yellow dress on the sun says “Ok break time”
Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula?
Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer.
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD?
Having your dentist tell you.
Where do Russian cows come from?
Moscow!
Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of singles and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a smile. The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues on to the other passengers. Frank is outraged by his friend’s act of generosity. “What on earth did you do that for?” shouts Frank. “You know he’s only going to use it on drugs or booze.” Matt replies, “And we weren’t?”
Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis?
A: She’s still looking for a lake with a slope.
